Ode to Ireland (lyrics and music by Dimi Music)
Verse 1
Dublin, the Clearance and the templebar
We didn`t see Bono just got pissed in his bar
Too much Guiness too much shots at the Brazen Head
A kebap and a fuck were the wishes he had
He didn`t get nothing cause he danced all night
Irish chicks went crazy for his sheep dance style
The only one who scored will remain in silence
Cause what happened in Ireland will stay in Ireland
Chorus
We got stuck in Ireland
No ash in the sky man
When will I be home again
No ones leaving on no jet plane
We got stuck in Ireland
Jameson and Pints man
Will I ever be home again
No ones leaving on no jet plane
Verse 2
Foolin in Doolin after six hours boozing
From the east to the west Freddie was the best
Riding horses like Prince Charles through the irish mountain grass
The waves were pretty small I was scared that I would fall
Kim Possible made us laugh when she got the dope
It smelled like shit but we all had a smoke
So I got into the mood and I tried to learn the flut
But my hands were too shaky fuck that whisky and that lady
Chorus
Solo
Verse 3
We were heading downsouth in the same old cab
This time not drunk cause Kim got quiet mad
The landscape flew by but we stopped at the cliffs
Where the fuck was Chrigl - he was drowning in shit
Kevin Doyles Brother lived near Rosslaire
In the hope for a ferry we got stranded there
So we just entered the ship and we knew that was it
Only one more night and I`ll see in France the sunrise
Chorus